And you thought WWJD stood for “What would Jesus do?”
One theory is that Jesus might tool around in his father’s Plymouth because the Bible says:
“God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t like to talk about it.
As proof, they cite a verse in St. John’s Gospel where Christ tells the crowd:
“For I did not speak of my own Accord…”
Following Jesus’ example, the Apostles car-pooled in a custom streched Honda:
“The Apostles were in one Accord.”
In Psalm 83, it is suggested the Almighty owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to:
“Pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.”
Perhaps God favors Dodge trucks, At one point Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain…“until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.”
We suspect Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that:
“the roar of Moses’ Triumph is heard in the hills.”
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car, but just couldn’t get the muffler fixed:
“Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.”
This was originally published on a web site called the “High Rock Cafe.” Sadly when you go there today you will find “The Highrock Cafe has been removed from the Internet.”
I managed to find an archived version of HiRock’s work on archive.org. I have formatted it to fit my site, re-arranged a few things and found some different pictures. I made attempts to E-Mail the author, only to get “delivery failure” notices.
I don’t mean to offend anyone and feel this work needs to live on.
If you have further theory on what was driven, zap me an E-Mail.